Huh? Who're you?
It's Yukana's lame boyfriend.
This is a pain in the ass.
I guess you heard that, huh?
Take it back!
What?
You want me to take what back?
Yame-san isn't a slut!
Who's this kid?
He's getting annoying. Can I just kick his ass?
What are you talking about?
Just look at her. She's gotta be a slut.
Yame-san isn't the type of girl you think she is!
You're pretty annoying.
I won't give Yame-san to someone like you.
You're a virgin, aren't you?
I mean, you're totally acting like one.
That's why that slut is totally playing you.
Take it back!
Take everything bad you've said about Yame-san back!
You're right! I am a virgin!
You can say anything you want about me,
but I won't let you say anything bad about Yame-san!
Hey! Guys!
You're getting pretty rowdy.
Let's take this outside.
You're about to get your ass kicked, but...
Hey, I wanna know. How does it feel?
I'm going to make you pay.
It'll be fun to see just how long you keep that atti—
Hey, look at this white knight trying to pull a fast one.
That was one lame punch, too.
I could dodge it with my eyes closed.
Ow!
The dude bit me!
Let go of me, you stupid dog!
Ow...
I'm not letting go.
Promise me you won't go near Yame-san again!
Damn it...
What are you guys doing?!
Mess him up already!
I'm not letting go.
Not until he promises never to come near Yame-san again!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Let go!
Promise!
Fine, I got it.
I promise.
Let go.
You dumb dog!
You virgin!
Like I'd keep my promise!
Sluts like Yukana do what they do to get guys to use them like a tool!
So I'm gonna use her!
That's what she wants!
What an idiot.
I'm not falling for that twice.
Damn it.
I won't let them near her.
No matter what happens to me.
What's wrong?
You're pretty cool, Mr. Virgin.
Who're you?
Ranko-san...
Bitch!
Take this!
You were a year above us in middle school.
You've got a pretty nice body, too.
Lemme use it a bit.
Wow, you're lame.
Get her, guys—
What now?
W-We can't forgive people like you who raise their hands against women.
We're going to punish you.
I'm getting you back for my friend.
I don't like it when people treat women like that.
All this shit keeps coming out of the woodwork.
Junichi, you alive?
Yeah...
You need to get somewhere, right?
You don't have time to deal with these losers.
Go to Yame-san already.
You guys...
Leave this to us.
Go to her!
I'm glad I have you for friends.
Go for it, Hashiba!
Good luck!
You can do it!
Thank you!
Idiot.
You think I'm just going to let you go?
You've got a cute girl in front of you, and you want to run after him?
Damn you all...
You can't win against our numbers.
You guys, do them in!
Bring it on!
Yeah!
Yame-san Dialing
Please answer.
Junichi
You sure you don't want to answer?
I'm fine.
Was that from Onii?
She's not answering.
Oh well.
There's something I want to talk to you about. I'll be waiting behind the school.
Yame-san...
Onii's really a loser.
Hashiba-kun is so selfish and undependable.
You don't have to go that far—
Yame-san.
You can't spoil him.
He gets ahead of himself.
You need to take control.
Oh?
You sure know a lot about Onii, don't you?
Of course not.
You're going to completely deny it, huh?
Pretty suspicious to me.
I know more about him, anyway.
I don't really understand Junichi anymore.
I'm not sure if Junichi really likes me.
Yukana-san, this I can say for sure.
Onii-chan loves you.
I'm saying it, so it has to be right.
Nene...
In fact, Yame-san—
Has he ever told you how he feels about you, Yukana?
Yeah.
Was that really how he feels?
I kind of want to think it isn't.
Then maybe you should ask one more time directly
and make sure before you start worrying about it.
Yui...
You two...
Thank you.
I'm not sure how I feel yet, so it might not be soon,
but I'm going to see him and ask.
Fujinoki-san, is it okay to help the enemy?
I could ask you the same.
I have no clue what you're talking about.
How about you give up already?
Well, you guys are strong.
This sucks.
I won't go anywhere near you, so please forgive me.
Hear that?
Do you think we'd believe you?
Hi there. What are you doing?
Manami-chan!
Ouch!
Please forgive me for touching you.
Don't cry, little lady.
Here you go.
Thank you so much.
Idiots! Idiots! Idiots!
Like I'd ever apologize to you! Stupid poopyheads!
Thank you, mister.
Bye now.
Bye-bye.
You've done something you shouldn't have.
Wh-What's going on?
Hey, should we stop him?
Yeah... Probably.
Save me, Mommy! Save me!
Calm down!
Somebody, get some jerky! Beef jerky!
Calm down!
Do you know the perfect phrase for you?
D-Don't hurt me!
Nope, not "don't hurt me"!
The right answer is...
No balls!
Ow! My balls!
Listen up, shithead.
Drill this into the shit you call a brain.
Shitheads who only think of girls as objects are better off with no balls.
Hey!
Let him go!
But...
Or you'll end up with no balls, too.
'Kay.
Like... kids...
Don't like... you!
Guys like you need to learn the hard way.
Like... kids...
Don't like... you!
Junichi: There's something I want to talk to you about. I'll be waiting behind the school.
I sent that message,
but I don't know if she'll really come.
I guess not.
No, I'll wait until she does.
Yame-san?
What the heck's going on here?
Well, I'm glad they're safe.
Thinking back, these last few months have been like a dream.
It all started when I got on my knees and begged, right?
If I hadn't dated Yame-san, none of this would've been possible.
Why am I acting so weak?
I'm about to show her the man I am.
Yame-san!
So?
What did you want to talk about?
Yame-san...
Please go out with me!
I've said this before,
but who just gets on their knees and begs?
I might look stupid, but I can't stop here.
I'm an idiot, a fool, and a pervert.
And a virgin!
I could only think about myself.
I was weak, and I hurt you because of it.
I could never apologize enough.
Huh. And?
At first, I just asked you out without really thinking about it.
So I didn't have any feelings for you or anything.
All I wanted was to lose my virginity.
I'm awful.
But now...
I love you now!
I can't imagine life without you!
Tell me what you fell in love with.
I love how you're nice to everyone without prejudice.
I love how you smile so innocently.
I love how cute you are when you sulk like a kid.
Yeah?
And I really love how you always believe me.
I really, really, really love that!
Get your head off the ground, Junichi.
How long are you going to keep doing that?
Stand up.
Okay.
And you know...
Why would you say "Please go out with me"?
I mean, we're already going out.
W-We are, but...
I wanted to do it properly.
Junichi, are you busy after this?
After this?
Um...
No.
There's somewhere I want to go.
Let's go together.
Yeah, of course!
Really? Great!
Where are we going?
You'll find out when we get there!
And how'd you get so beat up?
I was kind of in a hurry, so I tripped really bad.
I want to change,
so you go home and change, too.
Good idea.
Junichi!
Hey there.
She looks like a model.
Huh? Yame-san, isn't that...
That's right!
It's the one you chose for me!
Well? It looks good on me, right?
It's super-cute!
And... sexy.
I think it's perfect for you.
Well, that's an okay answer for you,
so I guess you pass.
I only pass, huh?
That's harsh.
Let's go.
An amusement park?
Surprised?
So, remember how you said you wanted to go to an amusement park at night?
Yeah.
You remembered!
I'm glad.
What is this?
She's so cute!
I want to scream that she's my girlfriend!
Let's hurry, Junichi!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
You okay?
You're having too much fun, Junichi.
Here.
Thanks.
I haven't been to an amusement park in so long
that it just feels really new.
This is kind of nice, isn't it?
It almost feels like a date.
Yeah, you're right.
Hey, Junichi.
Come here!
I knew they'd have one!
Junichi, photo booth!
Okay.
It's an amusement park at night, so it's nothing but couples.
It kind of makes me nervous...
Yame-san's not here!
Wh-Where'd she go?
That's not right! Sorry!
They're taking a kissing photo?
Real-life couples are scary!
Don't tell me Yame-san wants to do that...
Can't show you that.
There you are.
I thought you were following me, but you vanished.
You scared me.
Sorry...
Okay, let's take the photo.
Okay...
Let's take a kissing photo!
What?
What is this? That's hilarious.
W-Well, we could just take a normal picture.
Isn't that kind of boring?
Let's do it!
A kissing photo.
Okay, here we go!
Three, two, one...
Yame-san?
Your face is too funny!
Damn it!
She tricked me! I fell for it!
I'm so easy to fool!
It's so pretty!
Come on!
Look, look!
Wow...
This is for you.
Thanks.
The look on your face...
It's perfect, huh?
I'm happy you liked it.
It was fun today, huh?
Yeah.
Thanks for bringing me, Yame-san.
Yeah.
It's fun to play with everybody.
But having fun on our own is nice, too, right?
I want to come back today next year!
And the year after that... And all the years after that.
Yeah.
Me, too.
Yame-san...
Why do you believe in me so much?
I've said all kinds of awful things.
Well that's... That's a secret.
I see.
Bye! See you later!
Episode 10: My First Confession
Good morning, Hashiba-kun.
Good morning, Kashii-san.
Oh, wait, Kashii-san!
Thanks for the other day.
You helped me realize a lot of things.
There's no need to thank me.
I only told you what I honestly thought.
If that solved a problem for you,
you overcame that problem on your own.
Kashii-san...
Come to think of it...
Do you ever stream videos online?
Stream?
There was a program I thought might've been yours.
Wh-What are you talking about?
Onii, good morning!
Nene, get off me!
Aww... Why?
Huh? Your face is looking handsome again.
Is it?
Yeah.
It definitely is.
Um...
Happy to start off your morning with all these girls around you, Mr. Virgin?
Ranko-san!
Yame-san!
Morning, Junichi...
Something happened between you two!
In this short span of time?
You're still a virgin, right?
If you're not, I'll kill you.
I survived...
Let's go!
They ran!
Wait!
Happily ever after...
Thanks for Watching!!
Illustration: Ueno Meguru
Ueno Meguru
Hey, it's Ayumi!
It's Kokoro!
It's over!
The show's over!
That's right.
Are you okay with this?
What do you mean?
We barely got any screen time!
That's right! It's not good at all!
I wanted to be on TV more!
Nobody truly understands us, do they?
There's no sense in whining about it!
That's right!
See you again! Bye!